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Light shone behind Gurgi as he ambled through the eastern entrance of the library. To those patrons that had the courage to face Gurgi directly, he seemed to be only a silhouette against the high noon sun. To most, he seemed an apparition, a whisper on the wind that seemed not quite there yet, at the same time, exuding an aura of evil that colored the library an uneasy hue of death which quieted even the most hardy of readers. For a long moment it seemed he was still in the doorway with his book slung low at his side and, his six-shooter, hanging even lower. All who were asked later would swear that Gurgi had control over the space-time continuum as, faster than human perception, he was at the librarian staring down at Jack Bauer, the local custodian and, plainly seen, testing ol' Jack's bladder. The gleam of Jack's librarian silver star served as stark contrast against the meekness of his service in office. Giving him credit; however, he did manage to utter in a bass voice-pushing swagger, "You're late." "Ayup!" clipped Gurgi. "There's going to be a fine", managed Jack. "Are you sure?", challenged Gurgi, "'cause I have six reasons why there shouldn't be." Jack squirmed out of his seat and, heading for a back office murmured, "Let me consult with the head librarian." ...

Stay tuned for next week's exciting installment of this western library serial! :)

What the hell?

Don't get your underwear in a twist. You'll just have to wait until next week's installment like the rest of us ... which will give me some time to look for a pen-name. :P

How about BrokeBack Gurgi?

Why do I get a horrible feeling when I think about "next week's installment?"