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Fake Boobies Well ... ummm ... fake boobies

Poll: About Fake Boobies (0 member(s) have cast votes)

All about fake boobies

  1. I prefer them (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  2. I like them alright (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. I could go either way depending on other qualities (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  4. I don't like them regardless of all else (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

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#81 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 05:09 PM

Tsk, tsk. This only started off as "tongue and cheek" joke until you started to take it as a personal offense. The truth is that, while WLP hasn't appeared too often on this particular iteration of the 97.1FM message board, he has been part of the group for quite some time. I was merely joking about your newbieness in the beginning not thinking that you'd make a federal case out if as you are NORMALLY an easy-going fellow who can take a joke ... i.e. take the stick out of whatever orifi it is in.
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#82 Guest_Wing_*

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:37 PM

View PostGurgi, on Jan 4 2007, 05:09 PM, said:

Tsk, tsk. This only started off as "tongue and cheek" joke until you started to take it as a personal offense. The truth is that, while WLP hasn't appeared too often on this particular iteration of the 97.1FM message board, he has been part of the group for quite some time. I was merely joking about your newbieness in the beginning not thinking that you'd make a federal case out if as you are NORMALLY an easy-going fellow who can take a joke ... i.e. take the stick out of whatever orifi it is in.

Come on Gurgi, don't be so rough on :bauer2:
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#83 Guest_Weener Lobo_*

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 08:29 AM

:growingbbs:


(You boys have strayed too far from the original intent of this thread. Now, get along. :drunks: )
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#84 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 04:30 PM

I was not the one with my "panties in a twist". :closedeyes:
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#85 Guest_Jack Bauer_*

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 11:44 AM

Fine, I overrreacted a little, but you're just continuing to prod me on....


Anyway, back to the boobies.

:boobies:
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#86 Guest_Wing_*

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 12:21 PM

http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-1024.gif
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#87 Guest_EddieHaskell_*

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 01:20 PM

WOW!!!!!

Take a chill pill :bauer1:

:poke:

Oh, and in the interest of staying on topic... for the record... I like boobs
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#88 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 03:51 PM

http://www.detroitboard.com/public/style_images/master/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Wing, on Jan 8 2007, 12:21 PM, said:



For some reason, I find this boobie-smiley somewhat disturbing.
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#89 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 04:07 PM

View PostJack Bauer, on Jan 8 2007, 11:44 AM, said:

Fine, I overrreacted a little, but you're just continuing to prod me on....


Anyway, back to the boobies.

:boobies:


http://www.marriedtothesea.com/071606/loosen-your-anus.gif
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#90 Guest_Trance_*

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 10:46 PM

Let's leave the chocolate starfish for another post.

Back to Boobies

:at334: :at335: :at336: :at337: :at338:
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#91 Guest_OfficerNymph_*

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 12:16 PM

Women's breast are beautiful. End of story.
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#92 Guest_EddieHaskell_*

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 12:25 PM

View PostOfficerNymph, on Jan 9 2007, 12:16 PM, said:

Women's breasts are beautiful. End of story.

Touche` :clap:
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#93 Guest_hotrod_*

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 12:39 PM

Here's a good book about, well, about breasts....

http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/...facts/03848.htm
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#94 Guest_Wing_*

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 06:43 PM

View PostOfficerNymph, on Jan 9 2007, 12:16 PM, said:

Women's breast are beautiful. End of story.

Agreed :thumbup:

I can't explain it but, just looking at a womans breast makes me happy. :doda:
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#95 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:32 PM

Quote

Perfect Boobs (o)(o)

Fake Silicone Boobs ( + )( + )

Perky Boobs (*)(*)

Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)

A Cups o o

D Cups { O }{ O }

Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)

Cold Boobs ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)

Pierced Nipple Boobs (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Boobs (p)(p)

Grandma's Boobs \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Boobs ( )( )

Android Boobs | o | | o |

Mammogram Boobs ___ ___

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#96 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:43 PM

From Dr. Seuss's Big Book of Boobs :

34, 35, 36C?
I'll take a size B, I'm not that picky!

I'll take boobs in pairs, I'll take them in bunches
I'd be happy with just pictures
In my box or sack lunches

Would you ... could you ... take boobies on a boat
They're welcome as hell, they may keep us afloat

I'd nuzzle them, snuzzle them, slurp them or snurple
I'd suck on them puppies 'til they almost turned purple

P.S. That's all I got for now. Feel free to add on.
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#97 Guest_John Quincy Adams_*

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:16 PM

Fake Boobs are okay if it isn't obvious. You breasts should hang naturally, not stretch your skin to such a degree, that you look like they're inflated to 20 PSI.
I think Fake Boobs is one of several things that killed decent porn.
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#98 Guest_Gurgi_*

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:22 PM

One of the most disgusting things that I ever saw was at a strip club outside of Fort Bragg in Fayetteville (colloquial pronounciation: Fay-O-Vill). In some of the bigger strip clubs, female porn stars would make circuit tours. That evening's particular guest was <Fill In The Blank> Mountains. They were, literally, the size of basketballs and completely gross and freakish. I can't imagine who would find something like that appealing. I realize that that kind of surgery has improved since then but there's nothing you can do, even with today's technology, to make that abomination look better.
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#99 Guest_Judge Smails_*

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 05:34 PM

View PostWing, on Jan 9 2007, 06:43 PM, said:

I can't explain it but, just looking at a womans breast makes me happy. :doda:


Oh I can explain it! (How much time you got!?) :popcorn: :coffee:
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#100 Guest_Wing_*

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 11:54 PM

Boobies boobies, big or small
Boobies boobies, I love them all
Boobies boobies, bouncing around
Boobies boobies, knocking around
Boobies boobies, in the nude
Boobies boobies, know what I'm talking about dude :thumbup:
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