[JokeraysMom]

which laws have you broken? (or do i dare ask!)

from the freep:

here are state and local laws that make it unlawful to:

Michigan

• Commit adultery.

• Be drunk on a train.

• Play the "Star-Spangled Banner" at a dance.

• Seduce an unmarried woman.

• Swear by the name "God," "Jesus Christ" or "the Holy Ghost."

• Advertise that a sexually transmitted disease can be treated.

• Have indecent sex.

Center Line

• Paint a bird and sell as a parakeet.


Detroit

• Loiter in the morgue.

• Bring into the city any person with a communicable disease, such as the flu or sexually transmitted diseases, without the approval of the health director.


Dearborn Heights

• Operate a fitness center that does not segregate males from females.

Farmington

• Be addicted to drugs.

Fenton

• Bring food or drinks into a cemetery.

• Flip the middle finger or use obscene language.

Ferndale

• Allow drunks into bars or permit bartenders or waiters to mingle with patrons.

• Use immoral or profane language in a bar.

• Hold a concert or exhibition that corrupts morals.

Fraser

• Allow immoral, suggestive or freak dancing in bars.

Grosse Pointe

• Use indecent, insulting language.

• Disrupt church with laughter.

• Invite another person to conduct an immoral act.

Harper Woods

• Possess in public any book, magazine or movie that is contrary to good morals.

• Behave immorally in dance halls.

• Spit in church.

Livonia

• Send a postcard that annoys someone.

• Use offensive language over the phone.

Macomb Township

• Be addicted to drugs.

Milford

• Use immoral or vulgar language on phone.

• Use indecent or insulting language in front of children or women.

Mt. Clemens

• Sell condoms unless you're a pharmacist.

• Open any business on Sunday.

• Play songs on a jukebox at a bar that are obscene, indecent or contrary to good morals.

• Hold so-called freak shows.

• Neglect your wife.

Pontiac

• Use a white cane unless you're blind.

Rochester

• Have carnivals or freak shows.

St. Clair Shores

• Sell pornography.

• Be addicted to drugs.

Warren

• Throw a corpse onto the street.

Washington Township

• To "indulge in pointless, useless wandering from place to place within a public area without any excuse for such roaming other than impulse."

Wayne County

• Use obscene language or beg in public.

• Use indecent language in the presence of women or children.

[Anita]

You have to wonder what actually happened in some of these places for these laws to even be made. Throw a corpse onto the street. :djzielin:








Kinda like some of the warnings on appliances.

Strange Warning Labels


•On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
•Warning on fireplace log: Caution -- Risk of Fire.
•A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
•Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
•On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
•On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower.
•On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
•On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
•On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
•On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
•On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost.
•On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
•On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
•Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
•A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use.
•Can of self-defense pepper spray warns: May irritate eyes.
•Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: Never use while sleeping.
•Silly Putty package warning: Not for use as earplugs.
•On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
•Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding.
•Household iron warns: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
•A fireplace lighter cautions: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.
•A handheld massager warns consumers: Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.
•Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes.
•Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
•Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp.
•Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
•On a box or rat poison: Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
•On a Domino's Pizza box: Caution: Contents hot!
•Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally.
•An electric cattle prods warns: For use on animals only
•A can of air freshener warns: Keep out of reach of children and teenagers
•Cheap rubber ball toy warning: Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
•Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption.
•In the manual of a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
•Stamped on the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
•Instructions for an electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.
•On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating.
•A TV remote controller warns: Not dishwasher safe.

[JokeraysMom]

LMAO...those are great

[Wing]

It's illegal to commit adultery.

It's illegal to seduce an unmarried woman.

Many issues regarding homosexuality are illegal too.

So a guy can't touch an unmarried woman, can't touch a married woman, and can't touch another guy.

Is it Ok to touch ourselves?

[Anita]

Wing, on 27 July 2010 - 11:40 AM, said:

Is it Ok to touch ourselves?

Not if you go to the UofM

http://trueslant.com/rileywaggaman/files/2009/12/michigan-masturbation-flyer.jpg

[JokeraysMom]

that raises a few questions?

semen related costs?

so the rooms ARE meant to handle semen?

masterbating in the shower is an honor code violation?! really?!

[Wing]

Jokeray, on 27 July 2010 - 12:29 PM, said:

masterbating in the shower is an honor code violation?! really?!

really? The honor code violation would be not cleaning up the shower for the next person

[djzielin]

I broke that Warren law when I was in Michigan last.